tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-249763712759401212.post423044298768422543..comments2023-09-24T05:20:52.920-05:00Comments on La Tejana: Sometimes My Mouth is Faster Than My Brain...Shellyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04930262815304757150noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-249763712759401212.post-45912981578720006922011-09-11T05:45:14.385-05:002011-09-11T05:45:14.385-05:00HAhahaha! And now you're sharing it with the ...HAhahaha! And now you're sharing it with the WORLD??!!Red Nomad OZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03020668094026661054noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-249763712759401212.post-23689830481369601472011-09-08T21:13:36.075-05:002011-09-08T21:13:36.075-05:00Jannet: I think this particular one is going to fo...Jannet: I think this particular one is going to follow me the rest of my life. And, the sbu- so much better than just blurting out blue balls!Shellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04930262815304757150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-249763712759401212.post-82372884599996239722011-09-08T20:34:12.424-05:002011-09-08T20:34:12.424-05:00*snort* nice, shelly. just nice! *rofl* i have lov...*snort* nice, shelly. just nice! *rofl* i have loved reading this post - along with all the lovely comments. bad thing is that the kids wanted to know what was so funny. <br /><br />about blue balls ... we here in colorado call it s.b.u. ... sperm back up ... ;)<br /><br />~ jannetAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-249763712759401212.post-50936224186099174942011-09-01T20:08:37.933-05:002011-09-01T20:08:37.933-05:00Felt Family: You are so very sweet to me- thank yo...Felt Family: You are so very sweet to me- thank you! I'm glad to know I'm still loved despite the terrible things my mouth says1Shellynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-249763712759401212.post-65403736370973530962011-09-01T16:39:08.662-05:002011-09-01T16:39:08.662-05:00Stop it, all of you! You're killing me!! Hahah...Stop it, all of you! You're killing me!! Hahahahahahaha!!!! I LOVED this story, Shelly. It really is too perfect and makes me love you all the more!Felt Familyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06780591740062565033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-249763712759401212.post-58906916131808200862011-09-01T04:15:49.234-05:002011-09-01T04:15:49.234-05:00Karen: I'm sure I'll remember it long enou...Karen: I'm sure I'll remember it long enough to tell my future grandchildren because my coworkers will never let me forget it!<br /><br />Missed Periods: That should go down as a life rule...Shellynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-249763712759401212.post-10550178549846070242011-09-01T02:19:33.239-05:002011-09-01T02:19:33.239-05:00Never try to summons anyone with big blue balls. T...Never try to summons anyone with big blue balls. They tend to be grouchy.Missed Periodshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10343265071637032284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-249763712759401212.post-3992676998666616832011-09-01T00:40:58.420-05:002011-09-01T00:40:58.420-05:00That's the funniest thing I've heard in aw...That's the funniest thing I've heard in awhile! That's one you'll be telling your grandchildren. Well... maybe not grandCHILDREN, but you know what I mean. Good stuff...karenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16313237142656662148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-249763712759401212.post-53275707364881819122011-08-31T20:46:49.478-05:002011-08-31T20:46:49.478-05:00Dr. Kathy: Embarrassment loves company!
Crystal: ...Dr. Kathy: Embarrassment loves company!<br /><br />Crystal: I think the comments were even funnier than the stories, which is a good thing!Shellynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-249763712759401212.post-65139149033757708062011-08-31T19:29:17.124-05:002011-08-31T19:29:17.124-05:00Awesome chat room today! I needed a good laugh. ...Awesome chat room today! I needed a good laugh. Shelly, you are a riot, my friend. Even when you don't intend to be!Crystal Pistolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16384208762919600611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-249763712759401212.post-76887405820225608912011-08-31T18:23:06.292-05:002011-08-31T18:23:06.292-05:00Shelly, that's an absolutely wonderful story! ...Shelly, that's an absolutely wonderful story! I'm still laughing! Thank you so much!! It's so reassuring that someone else makes occasional major public gaffes!Dr. Kathy McCoyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02903015507894951725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-249763712759401212.post-4132654994072254182011-08-31T15:53:05.299-05:002011-08-31T15:53:05.299-05:00You all are too funny!You all are too funny!Shellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04930262815304757150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-249763712759401212.post-48208938789025850072011-08-31T15:32:19.268-05:002011-08-31T15:32:19.268-05:00SHADY!!! Non non nonSHADY!!! Non non nonSushhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00098871743806383324noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-249763712759401212.post-7986530220028582062011-08-31T13:22:30.608-05:002011-08-31T13:22:30.608-05:00Sush - Now you have me rolling in the aisle! (LOL)...Sush - Now you have me rolling in the aisle! (LOL) I love it when a lady digs her hole deeper! (Your words, not mine, dearie! LOLOL) Aren't we awful?Shady Del Knighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03839935472941264414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-249763712759401212.post-75900590030651927932011-08-31T12:42:16.496-05:002011-08-31T12:42:16.496-05:00Sush: Oh my- I'm still wiping the tears from m...Sush: Oh my- I'm still wiping the tears from my eyes- I could SO see that happening to me! At least you tried to make a save- probably no one had ever told him it was lovely sounding before. That made my day, and made me feel so much better about mine (although I am still getting emails today about blue balls!)Shellynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-249763712759401212.post-30135656560479945062011-08-31T12:27:15.300-05:002011-08-31T12:27:15.300-05:00OMG...Shelly between you and Shady and Shady and Y...OMG...Shelly between you and Shady and Shady and You I'll have to take a sedative to calm the laughter! I sadly have to report Shady's sportscaster was not in my viewing area in the mid 70's because I would have been watching! <br />I think one of my most embarrassing moments was in my youth. My husband and I were dining at the Top of The Mart with another couple. We had a very attentive waiter who kept up a charming dialogue throughout the meal. Towards the end of the meal (thank goodness) I felt the urge to pay him a compliment as a thank you for his lovely service. So in this perky young girl voice I said, "You have such a lovely accent...is that Jamaican?". And he gives me a look of puzzlement and says, "No, I have a cleft palate". I felt awful, there I wanted to give him a compliment and only pointed out his impairment. I then dug my hole deeper, inserted my foot further by saying, "Well, whatever the reason, it is quite lovely sounding". He just stopped and stared and walked away. To this day when we hear someone speak with an accent my husband looks at me and says, "Say nothing at all...nothing"! <br /><br />Hope this story helps...you and your balls are not alone...(oh I had to I really had to...)Sushhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00098871743806383324noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-249763712759401212.post-30697043339977778642011-08-31T10:38:07.918-05:002011-08-31T10:38:07.918-05:00Shady: Wow- what a choice of words! It does sound ...Shady: Wow- what a choice of words! It does sound like he built up a cult following- I hope I don't build one up myself! Thanks for sharing- it does ease the sting of my embarrassment! And, thanks as always for stopping by!<br /><br />Munir: All that's left to do about it is laugh, so I'm glad it gave you a smile. I shall be watching my words very closely!Shellynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-249763712759401212.post-11642639032252871762011-08-31T10:29:40.766-05:002011-08-31T10:29:40.766-05:00Shelly, I know that this is at your expense, but y...Shelly, I know that this is at your expense, but you made me laugh so much that I had to hold my stomach tight. Dear Oh dear, what a red colour you must have had on your face, specially for the last incidence. Also you are so gracious to post them and let us all enjoy. Thanks! this is Munir over here at Focus.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-249763712759401212.post-32292214674474611842011-08-31T09:44:24.403-05:002011-08-31T09:44:24.403-05:00I thought of a story that might make you feel bett...I thought of a story that might make you feel better, Shelly. It wasn't something that I blurted out because I have never committed a slip of the tongue (har-dee-har-har). This happened in the mid 70s when I was working as a TV news producer. I won't reveal where but it was a fairly good size tri-city market. In their infinite wisdom management hired a rather effeminate young black man and decided that he should become our 11pm sportscaster even though he had no previous on-camera experience and absolutely no knowledge of sports! Without training him for the position they stuck him on the air and he opened his first sportscast with the words, "Good evening, ball watchers!" It was the era of affirmative action and quota systems and that might explain why nobody had the nerve to yank him off the air or even correct him. Therefore, he kept on using that as his opening line night after night, week after week. I was told that groups of people used to gather around TV sets in bars at 11:20pm and roar with laughter when his segment came on. There's got to be a better way for a newscast to get ratings!Shady Del Knighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03839935472941264414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-249763712759401212.post-30600753064886244552011-08-31T09:33:55.728-05:002011-08-31T09:33:55.728-05:00Pearl: What made it even worse was I had to walk b...Pearl: What made it even worse was I had to walk back into a class of 8th graders who had heard it along with everyone else and the boys snickered the whole period. Ugh.<br /><br />Jamie Jo: The balls still haven't come back to me, but I'm going to search the old gym today and see if they're there. I'm sure they will be remembering this story until I retire!!!Shellynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-249763712759401212.post-27681032559560697102011-08-31T09:31:16.952-05:002011-08-31T09:31:16.952-05:00Oh my!! You will never live that one down!!! I w...Oh my!! You will never live that one down!!! I wonder if you'll even get your balls back?!!!<br /><br />It seems like the first one though, helped to open it all up for her to talk about it all? Hoping it did anyway!<br /><br />Like pearl said, I'm sure people know you and your character, so no one thinks less of you.Jamie Johttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17678469484585027738noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-249763712759401212.post-87963625323234767012011-08-31T09:10:33.054-05:002011-08-31T09:10:33.054-05:00Oh, but what entertainment you provided with the s...Oh, but what entertainment you provided with the second one, made all the funnier because it was said innocently. <br /><br />Don't worry, my dear. The people around you know you and who you are, which makes any slip or slight indiscretion all the more endearing. :-)<br /><br />PearlPearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-249763712759401212.post-39985885933087908482011-08-31T07:22:22.047-05:002011-08-31T07:22:22.047-05:00Sush: Thank you, and please do share some of yours...Sush: Thank you, and please do share some of yours so I'll feel better!<br /><br />lyndylou: I think our principal is still laughing about it. She saw me later in the day, pointed at me, and burst out laughing, AGAIN!<br /><br />Shady: Oh my goodness!!!! Once again, I didn't even realize how that sounded! I have changed that line, and my embarrassment continues...argh!Shellynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-249763712759401212.post-63477439210037972632011-08-31T07:02:46.289-05:002011-08-31T07:02:46.289-05:00LOL - I was already laughing well in advance of yo...LOL - I was already laughing well in advance of your announcement on the P-A system, Shelly. You say your mouth has a mind of its own? My friend, I think the same can be said about your fingers.<br /><br />You wrote: << The shame of it is still shiny and sticky all over me. >><br /><br />In the middle of an anecdote about blue balls, that's quite a descriptive sentence, my dear! (LOL) Me thinks your Freudian slip is showing and that perhaps what you need is another romantic weekend in San Antonio with your husband! :)Shady Del Knighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03839935472941264414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-249763712759401212.post-62525029895476399602011-08-31T07:00:07.666-05:002011-08-31T07:00:07.666-05:00OMG that is so so funny! I literally fell about la...OMG that is so so funny! I literally fell about laughing when I read this, thank god I hadn't taken a sip of my tea otherwise I would have decorated the screen!Lyndylouhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18133867788700520182noreply@blogger.com