If I were Queen of the Small Things, I would:
1. Equip cars to deliver a small electrical shock to drivers’ bums when they fail to use the turn signal.
2. Incorporate self service kiosks in all clothing stores that scan a customer’s lower half and instantly print the perfect fitting pair of pants/ jeans with a 3- D printer in the customer’s choice of fabric, color, and style.
1. Equip cars to deliver a small electrical shock to drivers’ bums when they fail to use the turn signal.
2. Incorporate self service kiosks in all clothing stores that scan a customer’s lower half and instantly print the perfect fitting pair of pants/ jeans with a 3- D printer in the customer’s choice of fabric, color, and style.
3. Have unknown
folks who do uncommon good as headliners on the news and in entertainment
magazines. The Kardashians, Miley Ray, and the Beibs would be sent to live and
work on Amish farms for a year.
4, Gift every dwelling with a fruit, vegetable, or
flower producing plant.
5.Install a steadily moving conveyor in airport
security lines. Each passenger sits in a chair on the conveyor. A foot masseuse
removes the shoes and gives a swift but effective foot massage whilst the
passenger moves steadily towards the scanners. On the plane, passengers who
kick the seat back in front of them more than once will also receive a small electrical shock to the bum.
6. Give every child a week in the summertime with
my grandparents.
Now you. If you were King/ Queen of the Small Things, what
is something you would do?
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